Here comes a major rant. You've been warned.
For starters I hate having to leave my job. I really hate leaving. But that's not the major issue. I can't stand it when people, specifically customers, act really stupid. How many times should I have to tell a person that I cannot process a transaction? My computer is in pieces on the counter. I cannot process your stupid transaction. And no you can't leave with the item without paying for it. What are you thinking? Take your meds. Seriously. And yes, I do know where the bathroom is. I work here. I should know where it is. I mean really. And if you're not going to come into work have the decency to call in and let us know. Or have a doctor's note. Stupid irresponsible people.
No, I do not want to date. Thanks guys, I love you, but I really don't need a man in my life. I really don't. I know you mean well but please leave it alone. I really just want to focus on my career. I'm not going back to school to meet men or make friends. I know that sounds cold and a little selfish but get over it folks. It's the truth. So I'm sorry but please just back off on the whole dating front. Kay? Thanks.
Oh, and for all you stupid men out there who can't follow directions, ask for directions, call a woman, reply to an email, be honest, communicate with words, hold the door open, and so on and so forth.. Grow a set. Seriously.
Yeah, we women don't understand you when you reply with a grunt and a scratch of your manly parts. We don't speak the same language as your species. Try English occasionally please. Thanks.
And chivalry is way beyond dead. It's a like those lost languages. Maybe try to bring it back to life once in a while. You're more likely to win us over that way. It gets our attention faster than your ability to chug back three beers without puking on our shoes.
And no, we're not complicated. You're the ones with no capability of reading between the lines. You're the species with your own bizarre language. Just so ya know.
Oh, and to the men out there who can't take two seconds to reply to a stinking email. Well, you can suck it. Yeah. I said it. Get over it.
I'm pretty sure that's all I needed to spew. Thanks for dealing with it. And me.
